The lives of several South Park residents are forever changed when two lawmen are found dead on Eric Cartman's ranch. And Kyle was left with no way to avoid the conversation that was to come. 1k Suggest tags. English. Now, worst of all, he has to go back to school. Unfortunately, with a girl this shallow, the odds are not favorable. For South Park's sake, and for my balls' sake. You stopped me from using my powers and took advantage of your clone. " He smiled and nodded. The South Park fanfiction sphere is like many other fandoms: Filled mostly with creepy stories of gay underaged boys screwing and being melodramatic. Clyde Donovan, formerly Clyde Goodman and Clyde Harris, is one of the boys' classmates. Set three years after the events of Stick of Truth, new kid Seth "Douchebag" Bobinski becomes involved in an epic roleplay involving two rival superhero factions vying to create their own superhero media franchises. Alternate Universe - High School. It is the early morning before school and students are filing in before first bell. By: Indoball45. Dear Diary, School today was pretty lame. In Wendys bedroom Wendy says yes to douchebag and Wendy asks her to see if Anne would join them. He had longish brown hair and usually wore hoodies and jeans. Pairings featured: Fem!Douchebag x Stan Marsh *main*, Wendy Testaburger x Stan Marsh (Stendy) , Wendy Testaburger x Token Black, Butters x Kenny (Bunny). "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" is the fifteenth episode of Season Six, and the 94th overall episode of South Park. Ojala les guste. " "A glass of Meedle wine please. cartman destorys a city by becoming a giant. 4. DISCONTINUED. Despite the challenges, she and Kyle were very excited about being parents. She was originally voiced by Mary Kay. Graphic Depictions Of Violence. Douchebag and his family flees from mexico after what happened. Warning(s): Crack (just based on the premise), Might be OOC Author's Note: Or how a quick way to cash in turns into a journey of self-discovery for Kyle. . Tales from the SCP Foundation: Ronin. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. No AU. Queen Of The Castle (Yandere South Park x Reader) 337 pages December 25, 2020 Blue . . " "Oh dear god. Stan replies “a stupid douche. There was Kenny, Craig, Token,. First chapter: Adventure. But then I thought, "Nah. That was cool. Live a young sultan. "I'm gonna kick your ass, new kid," he said, me smirking at me. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12. Had to take the day off school. Translation of the original Story now in English Rated: Fiction M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - [Douchebag, Jimmy V. Clyde. 4 and a half months pregnant, she wears out easily and every so often, had to lie on the couch. 11 Nov 2023 Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Underage Kenny McCormick/New Kid | Douchebag Kenny McCormick New Kid | Douchebag Canon. Written with help from RatherOddRanger. Sparkle sparkle," announced Wendy, slamming her mallet. South park movie 2:The Future of South park by Micheal Izumi 55 reviews. In douchebags bedroom. F/M. South Park: The Fractured But Whole by TheBilliantOne Fandoms: South Park , My Little Pony Generation 4: Equestria Girls (Cartoon 2013) Teen And Up Audiences Captain Marvel. Each chapter has a summary outlining the ship involved, the plot, and major applicable tags. ); Elementary School Musical (s12e13, Helping Stan trying to sing with the. Douchebag raised a fist ready to strike the other hero, but suddenly memories appeared in her minds eye. High-school AU (their all in 12th grade) Style fanfic kyle x Stan I. F/M. Chapter 7: You Just Gotta Keep Going and Fighting for Everything Chapter Text [Tweek POV] Friday Night [2:24 am] He collapsed to the ground, his vision darkening as he looked around the carnage around him. Butter would say he's a friend. You are being redirected. After a while he got bored. Este es mi primer fic de South Park, hace tiempo que no escribo algo, así que no espero mucho de mí, pero tuve esta idea en mañana y no podía dejarla pasar. Immediately, Alex gets dragged into a massive Fantasy role-playing game that will unknowingly change their lives forever, provided they survive. After Cartman breaks Allie’s necklace, Pip gets his revenge on him in the most brutal way possible, unaware that this moment will destroy his life before the upcoming war against a certain ginger teenager. idk man im just having fun. Finding himself now in the body of the game’s protagonist, New Kid, will the knowledge of the avid South Park fan be enough to survive in the reality where world ending apocalypses are weekly events stopped by 10 year olds or will they crumble under the pressure and sheer absurdity of it all? After The Stick of Truth, Daniel Dovakhiin (Douchebag) starts school and starts warming up to the boys, well, except Cartman, he also gets closer to a certain blonde haired girl. I mean, did you see the way he reacted watching Passion of the Christ?Yes, you can argue that he was just freaked out about it because he was a little kid watching it all alone at the time, but I am all for a Kyle that doesn't like gore. Like, it was going well at first (or so I thought). "Ooh, new kid again!" Annie said. Kyle Broflovski. The problem was, so did Stan. He made. Disclaimer: I do not own anything from the SCP universe, only my OC's. Nothing really happened. You are in south park as the news of a new kid spreads. Rated M for drug use, swearing, and some mature themes. It was released for the iOS and Android platforms on November 9, 2017. ) The List (s11e14, One of the heads of the list committee and conspires with the other girls to make Clyde popular. Aged-Up Character (s) Rather unfortunately, Craig is in charge of house-sitting tonight while his housemate goes on another Grindr date. No OOC behavior. No, I'm straight as a board. Read Damien x Reader from the story South Park x Reader by Corrin_of_Nohr (Shepard) with 5,436 reads. He have some weird shit happen in the palace. South Park | Eric Cartman Kyle Broflovski Mike "Vampir" Makowski Michael Henrietta Biggle. That extra time was enough to allow Douchebag to tackle and restrain Freeman then and there. . F/M, Gen. ALI NOVAK (@FALLZSWIMMER) Ali Novak is a Wisconsin native and a graduate of the University of Wisconsin-Madison's creative writing program. Butters, her husband, came through the front door. You are in south park as the news of a new kid spreads. On each side of the table were his new friends who had come to his party. Teen And Up Audiences. You have been assigned to be tutored by Kyle, the class nerd who hardly speaks but when you hear his voice, you find something really familiar about its tone. Pip is alive. But it was the best plan. Most of my other stories delve very quickly into the smut (which some people love), however I wanted to take my time and. Long after Shankhunt42's shenanigans, the school was still divided by a gender war. But in South Park, "normal" does not exist. Doing homework. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Dear Diary, Wow, so today's been sucky. Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/30/2014 - [Douchebag, Annie P. He thought about going to Kenny's, but remembered that he apparently died last night, so he opted for the next option, Stan. Cartman has left south park. She's in town for years, and yet no one knows her name. But even though the wizard is so undeniably cool, the Drow Elf armies continue their attacks. Celine Dion. "Marsh!" A black-haired teenager jumped and focused back in on. It's all very lonely and pathetic, and I'm going to put a stop to it. 5/28/2021. El fic ya acabo? de cualquier modo, llevo siguiendo esto desde que empezó como un one-shot, y no he podido evitar emocionarme con cada publicación, con cada momento que nos ha llevado a esto. Dear Diary, I actually am genuinely sick now. On. They were starting to talk about a dragon-born kid that was coming to South Park, well, coming back to South Park. Throughout that initial episode, they tell stories of the Lock Ness Monster trying to take their "tree-fiddy" ($3. A new villain have came to South Park to cause destruction. malereader. I took one last look around at the elves that we fought and saw them running to the gate. Chapter 1 the girls only superhero team. Pre-Splatoon 3. The mismatched streamers and overly colourful balloons, the messy metallic confetti, the thumping, booming music that schizophrenically changed between pop chart hit and slow dance classic. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. Douchebag, Annie, and Wendy nodded in agreement and followed the boy to the local pizza restaurant. What will happened if douchebag tells you the truth or will your brother kyle tell you. Translation of the original Story now in English Rated: Fiction M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - [Douchebag, Jimmy V. 0. He needed to clear his head. Jerome McElroy, more commonly referred to as Chef, was a recurring character on South Park. Días después…. I'm a college student, so I'm rarely at the apartment, but I'll be glad to raise you. kylebroflovski. Wendy moved to Florida years ago. Add to library 2. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. Hours passed of fruitless searching for someone to talk to when he finally came by a discarded newspaper in an alley. Her red and orange hair, Butters noted, something that could be either out of fashion, or a failed attempt to get her parents attention, which didn't seem to work at all. South Park X Reader - One Shots or Yaoi One Shots Fanfiction. Read Christophe x reader from the story Friendly Faces Everywhere -South Park x Reader- by Emily9145 (-SP Rehab-) with 10,592 reads. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DOUCHEBAG!" All of the children at South Park wee gathered at the New Kid's house, which was decorated with balloons and banners to celebrate his birthday. Where stories live. No one from Freedom Pals knows who this kid is, all they know is that it's a student from their school. Kenny McCormick. - *character file corrupted* {Reload} Y/N is a 17-year-old, moving back to South Park after 7 years in hopes that their family can run away from their problems. Scott, Butters and I went to gather. Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. (¿Douchebag x Kenny?, puede que acabe bien o solo sea imaginacion de las asiaticas) (Dovahkiin Douchebag South Park) ¿sera yao o hetero? ¿como saberlo? ya que Horaculo /Douchebag/chico nuevo de esta dimencion tiene un "impedimento "para cumplir lo que las asitaicas quieren, o"sere" (sera) ¿le impedimente?(¿el impedimento?) ¿falta de entusiasmo o genero? Annie Knitts, formerly Annie Nelson, Annie Faulk and Jordan, is a female fourth-grade student at South Park Elementary. " Dovahkiin looked at Kenny, and smiled before reaching his hand over and squeezing it. When Douchebag came to, he was laying before an old lady. It was a warm night in the small town of south park. Language: English. Horaculo/Dovahkiin/ Douchebag espero en vano, al abrir sus parpados de su inexpresivo rostro, se encontraba en la misma habitación de siempre…. Browse through and read liane cartman fanfiction stories and books. Broflovski Residence- Bebe was doing housework, but it was difficult to move due to her bump. They just got their certs, had a class photo and finally, "HELL YEAH! FUCKING A! FUCKING A PEOPLE!" Eric Cartman shouted throwing his graduation cap in the air. kyle; douchebag; tweek +16 more # 2. "Ooh, new kid again!" Annie said. He have some weird shit happen in the palace. Annie Knitts, formerly Annie Nelson, Annie Faulk and Jordan, is a female fourth-grade student at South Park Elementary. Chapter 1. Major Character Death. Beating. ) Language. Favorite Food: Shrimp, Crab, Fish, Pizza, Hamburger, Chicken, Spaghetti, Adobo (Filipino Dish),. Some rumors speculates that the Sultan having an affair with one of his eunuchs. 143 pages March 17, 2019 The Silver Apothecary. YOU ARE READING. Kyle Broflovski. (¿Douchebag x Kenny?, puede que acabe bien o solo sea imaginacion de las asiaticas) (Dovahkiin Douchebag South Park) ¿sera yao o hetero? ¿como saberlo? ya que Horaculo /Douchebag/chico nuevo de esta dimencion tiene un "impedimento "para cumplir lo que las asitaicas quieren, o"sere" (sera) ¿le impedimente?(¿el impedimento?) ¿falta de. . " Felix kissed the small dog before walking off into the sunset. Author's Notes: Haha, I couldn't not add this chapter when it was suggested to me by SouthParkFan99 - it is far too funny to exclude! These dorks are all such dicks, I swear, I love these losers. South Park (20) South Park RPF (1) Тургор | The Void (1) My Little Pony Generation 4: Equestria Girls (Cartoon 2013) (1) Include CharactersHey everybody, I'm here with another update here. cartman sues kenny. He approached the house and walked to the door, giving it three knocks. He made his first appearance in the Season Two episode, "Gnomes", where it focused around him and The Boys doing a class project together. It was a beatiful day iy a certain town in Colorado. Kyle could tell he didn't like the idea of relying on law enforcement, and considering how incompetent South Park police were, he couldn't blame him. Punching the Coon in the face when he said stupid and racist things. Rated: - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 2,455 - Favs: 1 - Published: Jun 8 - id:. Their friendship officially started a few days later when Douchebag was standing alone waiting for Butters during recess. " "I-I'll stay away from her" "you'll tell her about me~" I let out a dark chuckle "I'd have to kill you then~" "y-you're sick. Some of them had scales, and teeth as sharp as knives. Author's Notes: Agh, no! Don't look at me! Don't touch me! Possessive Cartman is my guilty pleasure! Okay?! So there was no way I wasn't going to write him like that at some point! *Hides face ashamedly* I don't know what it is!(¿Douchebag x Kenny?, puede que acabe bien o solo sea imaginacion de las asiaticas) (Dovahkiin Douchebag South Park) ¿sera yao o hetero? ¿como saberlo? ya que Horaculo /Douchebag/chico nuevo de esta dimencion tiene un "impedimento "para cumplir lo que las asitaicas quieren, o"sere" (sera) ¿le impedimente?(¿el impedimento?) ¿falta de. 1K stories Other Rankings # 192 stick out of 1K stories # 78 dovahkiin out of 356 stories # 236 bebe out of. Douchebag X Reader Fanfiction. One sunny morning just settled over the small quaint mountain town of South Park, Colorado. Chapter 11: The Douchebag With A Plan. Dear Diary, I'm going crazy. Like, 'cause I was gonna make you get hit. Warning: This fanfic contains heavy violence and the 2nd half is incredibly heartbreaking. Capítulo 4. Y/n was nothing special. Just a little thing I'm putting here to let everyone know that I will be referring to Douchebag as that name itself, the New Kid, and the name I gave my Douchebag. Edd N Eddy, Impractical Jokers, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Kim Possible, Chowder, Ben 10, and etc. As the New Kid, Sage Amsel just wants to leave his past behind and live life as a normal kid. Read Kenny x reader from the story Friendly Faces Everywhere -South Park x Reader- by Emily9145 (-SP Rehab-) with 20,629 reads. So imagine my surprise when I turned up and Kyle actually turned his head at my arrival to. Autistic Annie (Splatoon) Demi-Aro Spyke (Splatoon) Post-Splatoon 2. Please support the official release. Rated: Fiction T - English - Friendship/Romance - Pip P. SOUTH PARK. Risa Schön, scarred by a traumatic incident at South Park Elementary, has inadvertently secluded herself from the outside world. , Annie P. AFter a shoefrtlive d celebration, King Douchebag rode off to downtown South Park. Character building. You are in south park as the news of a new kid spreads. You were a noble warrior that wields a cat with rabies. Exactly what it says on the tin. Will they find out the Villain's identity or will they be too late? I do not own anything except my character that I created and this story that I am making up. The two girls were laughing. When Annie Knitts was on her way to her boyfriend King douchebag's House to pay him a surprise visit, Once she arrived she. Kenny McCormick struggles to keep his friends and family safe as his discovers that the problems in South Park run deeper than what they know. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Kindergarten Goth, Henrietta, Red Goth - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: - Favs: 1 - Published: Aug 10, 2017 - id: 12608855. Slight Annie x Douchebag. "South Park. 2K 1. Pip x Allie By: SouthParkFan2023. eric; craig; kyle +6 more # 18. Maybe nothing is impossible in the small town of South Park. Butter would. Ready to jump down from the roof for a grant entrance…. Heck, Stan's the guy's best friend, but even he hasn't gotten anywhere near him (I don't want him talking to Kyle when he may be spreading his bitch girlfriend's propaganda against me at him). Douchebag - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/15/2021 - Published: 8/17/2021. Bobby lay in the same place, in too much pain to attempt getting up. At least Stan laughed at some of his jokes. After becoming friends and finally having a popular reputation, how will you bare with trying to find out Kyle's secret and keeping your. SoT Female!Knight!Reader x Princess Kenny requested by Lilly. Yippie. Author's Notes: So there you have it. Dear Diary, Thank fuck Friday's here! After school, me, Kyle, Kenny and Stan went to Token's party. Everything seemed fine and peaceful in the quiet little mountain town, but when Kenny was killed in a car accident, everyone seemed to just. The one year anniversary of the death of Wendy Testaburger's mother is coming up. After finally haggling the old man who's owned Benny's in a weird town called South Park, (y/n) moves to finalize the deal. The world fell in love with South Park's Douchebag X from the very first episode he appeared in. Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Published: Oct 21 - Butters S. But then Kenny came up to me and asked me what the hell I thought I. The new kid arrives in south park in the middle of a game the kids were playing. "Ouch, ouch, ouch," the kid muttered. (¿Douchebag x Kenny?, puede que acabe bien o solo sea imaginacion de las asiaticas) (Dovahkiin Douchebag South Park) ¿sera yao o hetero? ¿como saberlo? ya que Horaculo /Douchebag/chico nuevo de esta dimencion tiene un "impedimento "para cumplir lo que las asitaicas quieren, o"sere" (sera) ¿le impedimente?(¿el impedimento?) ¿falta de entusiasmo o genero? 22 pages 1 week ago Jane. ". Paring (Douchebag x Henrietta) Very Slight Spoilers for From Dusk Till Casa Bonita DLC. After finally haggling the old man who's owned Benny's in a weird town called South Park, (y/n) moves to finalize the deal. When we enter some turn and look at us. Douchebag X Reader Fanfiction. ] Kyle B. He had recently started a teaching position at the elementary school. Felix blinked. The parents were boring, both in ordinary clothes with boring hairstyles and even more boring faces. I don't own south park. Height Differences. Come in to read, write, review, and interact with other fans. Complete Work. Stan Marsh. Clyde is a member of Craig's Gang. He thought Sam would go back to Stanford, or maybe stick with Bobby and keep living up to the Winchester name. Bear with me, guys! Hope you enjoy! This also has slight mentions of Douchebag x Clyde btw. After saving the town from Cartman, Douchebag's life became hell and only his friends will be able to save him. noun. Friendly Faces Everywhere -South Park x Reader-Fanfiction. . " The wizard says gesturing for us to follow him inside. Stan and Douchebag are assigned to find Lola a date for the upcoming school dance, after the girl sends the only boy willing to ask her off crying. After eight months of grueling withdrawal symptoms and mandated therapy, he’s finally back in South Park and living with Chef, the only adult in town willing to take him in. As mystery incarnate, I must know who she is. The noise, the atmosphere, the lack of Kyle, he found the whole charade stuffy, packed and tacky. The boys of South Park High find themselves in way over their head as they do all they can to defeat the monsters, save their friends & family, all while dealing with group. Extreme dislike or disgust : Apathy, loathing. Monster Hunters [South Park AU] king_douchebag. Silence follows. Biographies, headcanons, fake episode synopses, one shots, etc. Search Works. 5K 117 10 When Y/N L/N, a teenage boy that was blinded in an accident over a year ago moves back to South Park with his family, a new vigilante appears on the streets of South Par. After a young, female Dovahkiin has moved to South Park with almost all of her memories missing, she proceeds to play a game with the other neighborhood kids. Dovahkiin /Douchebag antes de que lo miraran saco un taco con muchos porotos (frijoles), que se comía con ganas, para explicar el mal olor…¿de dónde saco el taco?, lo tenía guardado en su mochila por si necesitaba darle un motivo a sus gases…-¡Retrasado peorro!, ¡te quedas en detención por comer en clase y apestar el lugar!Damien Thorn (South Park) Philip "Pip" Pirrip (South Park) Fluff; Angst; Eventual Romance; Summary. Next >. Just when he was thinking of staying there all night, a blonde haired girl walked by, stopping feet from him. Angela, the new kid, is roped into a play-pretend game of super hero’s in her new town. She's a small ginger girl, everyone doesn't like her, she's the outcast, everyone thinks that she's hiding. by blaszczu2500 7. Charlotte. Stick of Truth runthrough. " She rolled her eyes. Jigsaw1234 is a fanfiction author that has written 88 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, South Park, Hotel Transylvania, Simpsons, Ponyo/崖の上のポニョ, Rugrats/All Grown Up!,. Douchebag realizes that she could make a girls only superhero team and goes to asks Wendy. I agreed with interest as I hadn't actually known what to do. Adventure Romance Tweek Tweak X Reader Butter Stotch Wendy Testabuger Dovahkiin Huges. Kenny McCormick. I would like to thank you all for the continued support. Heidi is a member of both the Pleases and Sparkles Club, Cows Cheerleaders team, and the Cows' Girls Volleyball, along with many of her friends such as Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens, Red, Annie Knitts, and Nichole Daniels. She started writing her debut. "Douchebag. OHW. Kyle, the girls, and the rest of the guys believe Eric Cartman is behind all this due to his previous bigoted and sociopathic behavior. " As The Vampire Kids were all five sitting on the While Anne Bartlett had turned her head around at first looking at Mike while he read to them a book about the dark ways, She then turned her head towards the schoolyard and saw that strange kid who. DouchebagxJimmy. No Archive Warnings Apply. The Biggest Douche in the Universe. 22 pages 1 week ago Jane. The two sides are locked in a standstill until the arrival of the New Kid, but she’s not what everyone expects. Celine Dion. . In the coon lair. Read One from the story Douchebag X Reader by Luvzful with 2,077 reads. Douchebag and his family flees from mexico after what happened. Kyle's parents were supportive of Kyle. She speaks with a soft Valley Girl accent. Douchebag felt like something was crushing his chest, restricting his. And when Craig Tucker tries to befriend this kid, he unearths some stuff he might've wanted to keep underground. . Tags. A bus rolls up to the sidewalk in front of the school where Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny emerge. Rated: Fiction K - English - Romance/Friendship - [Douchebag, Henrietta] Mysterion, Karen McCormick - Words: 681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2019 - Status: Complete - id: 13181704Douchebag x Annie Most Impressive Ranking # 422 really out of 3. Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. "w-we should just g-go far away" He says as he wraps his arms around me and buries his face into my chest. His next major appearance was in "Tweek vs. He was really hungry, and his diarrhea emptied hiw colon. Snapshots 4. Read 5 from the story Douchebag X Reader by Luvzful with 969 reads. And Kyle was having to work overtime to provide for her. Killer Queen~South Park X Fem!Oc. Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published:. However, the. THE QUEST. On school, on childhood, on their bodies. stanmarsh; southpark; kylebroflovski +8 more # 4. set 1 year after the stick of truth. If they can find each other and fall in love 10 times the cycle ends but if not they. A camera sits atop an ambulance transmitting the action as the ambulance speeds down a street. Disclaimer: I do not own South Park For the love of Douchebag. Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: May 3 - Complete. When the apocalypse first hit South Park everyone thought they had found a safe haven - until everything went wrong and they were left defenceless in a world infested with walking corpses. " So here we are. By: Indoball45. FOR THE. With a shrug, Annie said, "Fair enough. By the end of all of this, Stan and Kyle are going to think that this power outage was the best thing to ever happen to them. The information below is mainly about The New Kid in South Park: The Stick of Truth. PRINCESS. (Douchebag o the new kid south park ,si tiene nombre es Dovahkiin) Esta historia si es de mi autoria. Blood and Violence. This is a multi Cartoon crossover all star fan fic staring 7 baddest Cartoon kids from six different cartoon shows like South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, Ed Edd n Eddy and The Boondocks. y/n she/her Jeremy Fitzgerald he/him and Forrest they/them. Princess Kenny, Butters, Sir Douchebag and Let's go inside. Their game quickly escalates out of control, bringing them into. At recess a girl called Wendy told me that the girls would like me to come to a meeting after school. And there’s gonna be a story on how Pip gets revived soon. No crack. Live a young sultan. Voice-Dad, get the goddamn door! More silence. Chapter 4: The Return of Douchebag. Cartman felt it was safe to assume he was mostly just watching the ladies walking past him. PROMINENT Episodes. The camera shows the front of South Park Middle School. Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings. Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. Annie, a blonde girl who befriended him when he saved her from a bunch of bullies, called out for him patting the seat besides her. Kyle Broflovski & Eric Cartman & Kenny McCormick & Stan Marsh. In the coon lair. Now, Sage must deal with manipulative wizards, marauding drow elves, and possibly the greatest threat he'll ever face: how to deal with having too many friends. Once nearer to the ground she finally was able to jump down and still face planting the ground. eric, craig, tweek. Mainly because Kenny was kinda right, when he said my Kyle Defence Squad would backfire on me. Yaoi. Douchebag, Annie, and Wendy nodded in agreement and followed the boy to the local pizza restaurant. "Douchebag, why'd you bring Wendy and Bebe?" Kenny asked. "Are your parents home?" On his left cuddled up to his side wearing purple pajamas was Annie, the blonde haired girl that he had saved with Butters when a group of older girls were picking on her. It's all very lonely and pathetic, and I'm going to put a stop to it. Language: English. They can be fluffy, funny, angsty,. What will happened if douchebag tells you the truth or will your brother kyle tell you. , Dougie, Eric Cartman - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published. - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,587 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12. The Grand Wizard Cartman and his faithful Paladin Butters watched from Kupa Keep as the new kids moved into the red house two doors down. Yaoi. He made his debut in the Season One episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" and was. Mysterion establishing why he's the field leader of Freedom Pals. It's all very lonely and pathetic, and I'm going to put a stop to it. For a thousand years the battle has been waged, with only the bravery of the Grand Wizard to protect his human followers. He was gazing at her with a sinister sneer on his face. Wendy is among those who are looking forward to it, but she ended up butting heads with a certain girl in a pink parka who happened to have been missing for 11 seasons- almost a year. "SUNSHINE!" all the girls minus Wendy, Annie, and Ricky cheered. Prepare to be captivated by a blend of Harry Potter's magic, the captivating world of the X-Men, and the irresistibly absurd humor of South Park. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. AWESOM-O (s08e05, debut; cameo - In the audience at the end); Follow That Egg! (s09e10, Lola was paired up with Tolkien in the class project. Since it was a Saturday, I was free to spend pretty much all day with Kyle. He was now tasked with running around South Park doing crap for Eric Cartman.